So my new homey ultron_x made this offer:
Comment and I'll pick one or more of your interests to draw in MSPaint. You have zero control over which interest I pick or how much the drawing sucks (emphasis mine). Then you post this in your journal, with the drawing I made you.
The interest he picked for me was Rhino Feeder.
And here's what he did with it.
I dunno, I thought it was funny.