Email-sense...tingling!

a>strongbad_email.exe

Dear StrongBad,

Why haven't you written me back? I'm feeling like you don't like me anymore.

Any more? I never freakin' liked you in the first place, man!

Come on man. You are a "cool guy" and I would TOTALY buy you a "cold one". Please?


Fhqwhgads

Ooh, "scare quotes". The sure sign of a "penetrating intellect" and a "terrific personality".

I gotta get away from this freakin' duck, man! I'm going to that bar! No way they'd let that loser in there!

Storms away from compy. The paper drops.