Where *does* the time go, man?

o/` 'Cause you don' really need me
You just keep me checkin' my email... o/`

( Final notice. )

Dag! I need to check these mails more often! *goes through those recent topics* Let's see... which of these can I get a good column out of?... Ah! Here goes!

If you could change one person's mind about something, who and what would it be?

Too bad I gotta pick just one. There's a *bunch* of folks whose minds I'd like to change. Though come to think about it, Dumbstar and the K.o.T. don't really got minds *to* change. So I don't need to bother with thems. And the less time I spend in my baby brother's head, the better. So I guess that leaves Marzipan. I'd make her fall in love with me. Which is to say, admit she's already *in* love with me. She's definitely got more feelings for me than she does for Dumbstar, anyways.

So until next time, as my man anchorman_ron would put it: you stay classy, strangemuses.

[CLANG! The Paper drops.]